Have I got an excuse for you ... actually, more than 200 of them!

As a professional "hooker," I know how to get you out of work, school and anything else you want to skip out on . I'm so good at it, in fact, I managed to weasel of out 26 days of work at one company (that shall remain nameless) — and still get named one of its outstanding employees.

Pretty damned sad, huh?

Realizing that most people don't have the skills to scam out of work successfully, I have so generously decided to share my secrets with you — not to mention over 200 actual excuses — in "The Hooky Book." For the first time, I spill my best tips, tricks and tales including:

• Why you owe it to yourself to play hooky
• How to craft a believable excuse
• And, most important, how to avoid getting caught

With my invaluable advice and experience, you'll learn how you, too, can climb the corporate ladder without leaving the living room couch.

Don't waste another valuable minute of your life working for the Man. Order "The Hooky Book" today!